Before And After Death.

My wife and I were married in March 1958 when I was 22 and she was 20, which is too young for people to marry because we both married for the wrong reasons my wife married me to secure her mother and siblings because their father was killed at the Battle of Arnhem during 1942 and I needed to leave home having overstayed my welcome.

However, although we were not sexually compatible we produced four children two of which were born in Britain and two born in Australia but although we emigrated to Australia via the £10 assisted passage scheme we returned to Britain after nine years during 1975 then later divorced January 2011. Furthermore, at age 83 my x wife passed away and as I live on my own in a two-bed Bungalow I seek a live-in companion who would initially be my Guest until I decided to remarry now I am age 85.

My recent attempt to secure a live-in Companion is based on getting someone to take care of me because my age forecast is to live 130 years so it is important my companion is no more than age 40 to ensure she outlives me and receive my wealth for her loyalty and dedication and if desired also to be my wife to administer my Banking as my PA because I an short sighted and a Type two diabetic.

My many carers come and go but a companion or wife is far more superior for us both to live long lives with very little outside care until we both have difficulty cleaning ourselves then carers do it for us knowing it is important to remain clean because cleanliness and Hygenien ensure we remain middle-class socially-minded people.

My life ends and begins again every time I sleep but eventually, my life will end and I will open my eyes and know I have passed away because I will remember my last few mins before going to sleep or crashing in a motor vehicle accident so please drive carefully because your family will grieve you for many months after your sudden death.

As Joseph Landrut I am a man who knows and knows he knows although as i become older my words often offend many people and wish I was not a man who knows and knows he knows.

My name at birth was Joseph Robert Neil James and chhanged via a Deed Poll March 2011 to joseph Robert Neil Landrut so my title is Great Grandfather James.